Tech Nerd Gifts

Time machine - "It takes you back doesn't it."

"Actually, we're looking for someone who can start right away."

"AI becomes more aggressive as it progresses."

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"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Cell Phone

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Smart Phone versus Dumb Phone

'He's buffering at the buffet again.'

Professor Jones quickly realised that his computer's barrage of panicky questions suggested the presence of nervous anxiety.

"Waiting for Godot to download in a rural area with slow broadband."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."

'My talking car ratted me out to the license bureau.'

"It's a letter from the robot I built to do my work for me. It claims my job is so boring that it quit."

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"How much storage does he bleedin' want?!"

"Our phones are up to a 5,000G. Apparently, our civilization is older than yours."

'Did you know the cat has a, 'My Litter Box Stinks' tweet trending on Twitter right now?'

"Cute cat videos, again! But I'm right here!"

"Jenkins, did we get that new 3-D copier yet?"

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"This thing isn't working."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"Our e-mail address is ...

'Earthlings! As a gesture of our good intentions, we give you the technology to print off early boarding passes...How about the technology to combine a phone and a camera in one device...I hear Mars is nice this time of year.'

The Computer Bore

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'Bob, I'm about to welcome you to the wonderful world of word processing.'

'Do you know where your phone charger is? . . . I know where mine is.'