Technology Geek Gifts

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

Cave man invents wheel, but uses it as a paper-weight.

'I wanted to become a cyborg too, but it costs an arm and a leg!'

Workplace Confidentiality.

"Nano a Nano"

"No, I like it. I just don't see the point."

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

"I'm getting sick and tired of Moog's get rick quick schemes."

Colonoscopy.

'When the battery gets low, that little ‘Get Out & Walk' light flashes.'

Twas the night before Christmas and many a mouse was stirring

Steve Jobs.

'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"I told you I was working late, why don't you ever believe me?"

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

'It's the Vikings, sire! They've obtained the technology to build pitching machines!'

Killer Robots

"That's progress for you. When I was a boy it was always the Cheetahs that were the fastest land mammals."

Earth's first science fair.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"My activity tracker helps me reach my goal of 10 steps per day."

Ancient man with modern weapons.

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

"Ideally, I'd like a reboot to 'factory settings'."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"He's part of my weight loss app. Whenever I'm about to eat junk food, he's alerted and then comes over and eats it for me."

'I call it. . . ze Peace Ray!!'

"Well, artificial intelligence tells employees like you that your performance needs improvement."

Barbarian on the horn.

Firing Squad

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"My Facebook page got a hundred licks."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."