Network Nerd Gifts

WiFi Signals

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Obsession with the Internet.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Your MBA and PHD are impressive but what concerns me is your low number of Facebook friends."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

Corporate Greed.

Why giraffes hate winter

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

All-Purpose Obamatoon

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'