Network Nerd Mugs

WiFi Signals

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Obsession with the Internet.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

I work for a not for profit business. Mind you, two years ago it was a 'for profit' business.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Corporate Greed.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

'I didn't have a glass ceiling I had to break through... I had a golf course I had to conquer.'

And elevator with 'up', 'down', and 'pitches' buttons

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'