Network Nerds Gifts

Dog at computer. Man says: 'He's a whizz at data retrieval.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Obsession with the Internet.

WiFi Signals

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Corporate Greed.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'