Network Nerds Gifts

Dog at computer. Man says: 'He's a whizz at data retrieval.'

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

WiFi Signals

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Obsession with the Internet.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."

Cliff Notes

Corporate Greed.

All-Purpose Obamatoon

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Why giraffes hate winter

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

Pickle

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'