Geeky Gadgeteer Gifts

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Enjoy your self-driving sleigh and robotic elves now, old man, 'cause tech's coming for your job next.

Smartphones. This is a very attractive model! Is it a real smartphone, or is it just getting by on its looks?

Testing his new laptop lunchbox.

Digital Fomo!

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Elfie Stick

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Connected to Technology.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"We don't talk anymore."

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Two Generations of Readers

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'