Cyber Nerd Gifts

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

WiFi Signals

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Vaccine

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Charles Darwin

"Nasty sunburn."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"My first Father's day!"

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.