Cyber Nerd Mugs

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

WiFi Signals

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Vaccine

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Charles Darwin

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'It's not the global warming it's the humidity.'

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"My first Father's day!"

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

'But we just don't have the technology to carry it out.'