Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)
Comedy Nerd Gifts
Looking for a gift that truly resonates with your favorite comedy nerd? Dive into our collection of clever, funny products perfect for fans of stand-up, sitcoms, and all things hilarious. Whether it's a mug for your morning coffee, a t-shirt to showcase your love for comedy, or a quirky print to decorate your space, these items celebrate the humor and wit that make a comedy enthusiast's heart smile.
Welcome to hell: wait here to be heated
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
First Novels.
"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
John Bunyan
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"
What's an Imax cave?
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
Jack London
''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'
Dancing with the Star Wars
Moby Dick
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
Addicted to reading
Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,
Encyclopedic Novel Slam.
"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"
"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."
Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp
"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"
Reading
"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."
Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."
Fiction. Mystery. History.
"You sure you don't want any Pi?"
Now Hiring. Artificial Intelligence & Research Lab. "Artificial Intelligence"? Great! I'd be a real asset to your project since I'm not as intelligent as I look!
"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."
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