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Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Moby Dick

Jack London

Dancing with the Star Wars

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Mark Twain

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."