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Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'I found out what makes him tick - he'd swallowed a watch!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Dancing with the Star Wars

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

William Shakespeare

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Pavlov's dog eats Schrodinger's cat.

'These drinks have been watered down.'

Carpe diem

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Flytrap nerd.

Social median

Nethead strip: Dates

"Your calculations are right- it's our teabreak!"

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"Possessing both sexes, the Hypoplectrus gutavarius mates with another Hypoplectrus gutavarius, each switching roles after each encounter."

"For my profile I'll be talking about the science you...but what about the fun you?"

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

"Wow, that was some fart!"

Welcome to hell: wait here to be heated

'E-mailing Harold Pinter'

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program

'A hacker named Goldilocks has entered our home page.'

Manic Lisa

Nethead strip: Psycho analyst