Comedy Geek T-Shirts

'Calm down - I'm sure 'earth-moving equipment' isn't what you think it is.'

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

"Of course, now I'm just a class clown, but eventually I'd like my own sitcom."

The Moe Howard Installation

Your Weight $.10. You weight 218 pounds but, oddly enough, you have no momentum.

"Troy, I havea feeling you're gonna pay for these 'Your Mama' jokes."

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

Elephant and Aliens on a Desert Island

"No, no, you finish drying of first, Miss. . . . the fire is still two floors below us!"

"Ugh. . . where did I put my key to the city?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Shampoo.

"The Eggsorcist"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Shakespeare, what do you say we write a comedy?'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

Pyramid (Drawn from memory) (Pretty accurate)

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Young Elvis

Pi fight!

More Pardons

"Yeah! It was GREAT teaming up with Catwoman. I just wish she didn't sleep for 18 hours a day..."

Luke Sleepwalker...

The next damn Batman.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Sofia Vergara

"I've been having hallucinations again, Doctor."