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"Please! I am neither teen-age, mutant, nor Ninja."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Early Colour TV

WiFi Signals

What's an Imax cave?

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Jack London

Moby Dick

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Dancing with the Star Wars

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Addicted to reading

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Reading

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

Mark Twain

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."