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Early Colour TV

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Shakespeare was bisexual

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

TV jester.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"What the hell took so long?"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

TV-Man

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Scarpia's Palace

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'