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'It doesn't look like high definition TV to me either.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Early Colour TV

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

"I have no problem with A.I."

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

"This is the politicians model, it doesn't actually give an answer."

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

3D HD TV

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."