Tv Technophile Gifts

'It doesn't look like high definition TV to me either.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Early Colour TV

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Ooops...wrong doctor !"

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"The record player is skipping again."

Computer Head

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"I have no problem with A.I."

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

Nostalgia TV.

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Space alien enters TV store to have his antennas adjusted.

Invention of the Toilet

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

'The shows will look the same, but the commercials appear in 3-D high definition.'

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'