Modern Technophile Gifts

'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'

"The sad part is they're talking to each other."

Bluetooth was the future.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

Computer Head

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

The Line-up

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

'Isn't that cute? - She has an imaginary Facebook friend!'

'He used to think, now he just googles everything.'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."