Technophile's Dream Gifts

And the great thing is...our kids love remote learning!

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

"The record player is skipping again."

Computer Head

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

The Line-up

"I have no problem with A.I."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

We're teaching using the 'show and tell' method,we show them where the training website is and tell them how to use it!

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

'Man, look at these young guys! This 'wheel' thing is making them all soft. Next, they'll be using animals to pull themselves around!'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

"In the olden days, these things were used to store your contact details."

"I couldn't call you right back. I'd just moisturized my hands and didn't want to sludge my screen."

'Uh-oh -- Bush found out about internet scams, and now he wants to invade Nigeria.'

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