Future Technophile Gifts

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'This book thing, Mum, where do I plug it in?'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'An ebook! What are you reading?' 'Against technology: From the Luddites to neo-Luddism.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"This is it? No video?"

"Well, NOW I can't sleep worrying about how much we spent on this high-tech mattress!"

Computer Head

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"The record player is skipping again."

Copier is hypnotizing office worker.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

The Line-up

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Milkshake Shortage

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"I have no problem with A.I."

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

We're teaching using the 'show and tell' method,we show them where the training website is and tell them how to use it!

Man says 'It's time to embrace new technology', computer replies: 'I'm not hugging you until you get these sticky notes off me.'

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."