Future Techies Gifts

"This is it? No video?"

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Milkshake Shortage

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

"Your autonomous tricycle will take you around the block and back. Now have fun, and don't touch anything!"

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Graduation day at drone school.

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'I'm counting on you to explain to your parents how to view the e-updates on the healthcare plan.'

A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.

'Is there a 'back to school' app?'

'Wanna come out and play?'

"We're bored with the blocks, Ms. Johnson...when do we learn programming?"

'To prove we only sell the latest products, we guarantee we'll be selling a new model by the time you get this one home.'

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law, newspapers, periodicals, radio, television, all electronic media, and technologies yet to be invented."

'I'm working on one with text capabilities.'

'Digital-Age Mirage.'