Future Tech Stars Gifts

'Wanna come out and play?'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

"This is it? No video?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

Milkshake Shortage

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

Graduation day at drone school.