Future Tech Genius Gifts

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

Oh, the armor is state of the art

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"What do I click on after I say 'Amen'?"

"I need to take the batteries out of that one."

"This is it? No video?"

'I flunked English, but I got an A for blogging.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Why are smart systems so stupid?"

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"I was hoping it was one of those smart rakes that rakes the yard for mee..."

Milkshake Shortage

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

When I start my own Internet company I'll hire people to solve problems like that.

'What are your prices for supercomputers like', 'Up, up, and away'

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

"To be or not to be."

How soon can we expect computers to mow the lawn.

"Good! Intro to social media and app design are really fun! Binary code is a little hard though."

'I can hack into any website, but those child-proof bottle caps are still a challenge!'

'I'm sorry, we already have a time machine pending but, if you'd like to come back last year, you'll get your application in first.'

'Sure it's dangerous but, if there is a power there. think what it will mean for things like HD TVs, cell phones, iPods ... '

A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.

"Mom said you should empty the dishwasher since I helped her update her phone and computer. It pays to be smart."