Future Genius Gifts

'Nike's early failures inspired his later success.'

"To be or not to be."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"Welcome to the future"

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Google car."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Meet the author"

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

View to the Future

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

Crap from the future.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"With the caveat that the only certainty in this life is uncertainty, I still want to entertain the possibility of being a pundit when I grow up."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Your Future Home.

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

World Production.