Young Genius Gifts

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"Okay, who's ready for some algebra? A little Latin, maybe? Some biology?"

'He's a prodigy all right, but all his work deals with subjects such as the elasticity of bubble gum, the decibel limits of rock records and the molecular content of a cheeseburger.'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

Irene, when is the new software manager coming in?

Professionals Quiz

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Small child building a large contraption from junk

Gracie's baby toys.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Mom, this is my new best friend -- I built him in computer class.'

'My goal is to one day have my art hanging on a refrigerator in the Louvre.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

'Don't push your luck Simkins with that alleged glove stretcher!'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'