Young Geniuses Gifts

The Young and the Politically Active

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Multi-Generational Books

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"O.K., she's sitting fown to write in three...two....one...."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

Children playing really hard at complex table football game

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

"Aren't you young to be worrying about college?"

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

Mozart's improvisational skills, along with his lack of financial security, often led to brilliant inspiration.

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

'My classmates voted me most likely to succeed!'

'I'll put one end of the hose in your pool...you take the other end outside...gravity will create a siphon and drain the water with no mess.'

"I know there are a few things I don't understand, but second grade should take care of that."

"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."

"I want to be a doctor, but they won't let me! It's discrimination!"

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"Each day, they come home from school, get their homework out and crack on with it. Apparently, it's the latest craze."

"I'm diagnosing a conflict of interest . . . your body knows how old you are, but your mind refuses to believe it."

"To be or not to be."

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

'The head of our script department!'

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

Irene, when is the new software manager coming in?

The whole thing seems pretty science-fictiony to me!