Young Genius Enthusiast Gifts

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

I need to set upmy own company.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

Taking to the sky...

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Now we know who'll be taking care of us in our old age."

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

"Summer's coming. How does pre-med camp sound."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

So tell me, Junior.

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."