Genius Enthusiast Gifts

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"No one summons me anymore. They all have oil."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

X-RAY

'Sorry...I don't deal with lease issues.'

Leonardo's first drawing

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"I want to make a wish, but the problem is that this genie apparently does not speak English."

"Only three wishes, eh? Well, let's see what my lawyer has to say about that!"

Candle Moment

'Even if you do, never admit that you know everything.'

"Your third wish should have been to make the first two wishes tax free."

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Lancelot put to the Test.

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

John Banville

"I guess you haven't been following the news, but I'm gonna need way more than three wishes!"

"Wanting to view it after taxes will cost you another wish."

'Yeah...all the good bottles were taken.'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'