Ingenuity Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm just grateful we were able to turn our pants into shorts."

Stranded falconer send Falcon from deserted Island with a note in a bottle.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

' A good idea '

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

Ascent of Machine.

'Can our software do that?'

Eureka!

Bright idea

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Early cyborg.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Sport Utility Boot.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'This will be great for chase scenes.'