Innovation Enthusiasts Gifts

'This 'wheel' thing of yours - does it have to be round or will any shape do?'

"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

Having everyone do an hour of yoga in the office seemed like a good idea on paper.

'When do you guys plan to invent a crash test dummy?'

The management consultants recommended the use of more portable technology on the wards...but we couldn't afford laptops.'

The segway RV.

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

'Now that you've invented the wheel, can we move to the suburbs and commute?'

Business Advice

'Employee Suggestions' box too high on wall for woman to reach with smiling bossing looking on.

"Look - I've just invented the spade!..."

Artificial Art

'We discovered two things to-day. Org discovered fire and I discovered bandages.'

'There must be a better ways to use this thing.'

"We've all done our part, but now our fate rests in the hands of a higher power: Marketing."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

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Copier duplicates worker

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

The new US Embassy in London is conceived as a solar collector, with pillow like panels of high-tech plastic and photovoltaic cells....and emegency vertical takeoff capability,

Digital Revolution

'You'll see, the world will beat a path to our door!'

Ideas Pope.

"Well it didn't work, so now we'll try it your way."

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

Nairobi Entrepreneurs

"My thoughts aren't any better outside the box!"

"Technically, it's a breakthrough, but is there a demand for a riderless bike?"

I call it 'Sport Utility' wheel.

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

'We've designer a driverless car that doesn't involve a religious experience.'

No, no, Grok, we love your creative voice! Ort is just here to do a little punch-up.