Innovation Lovers Gifts

The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.

'When are you going to stop reinventing the wheel.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"I haven't found a barrier yet that stops me!"

'You discovered fire all by yourself? What will you think of next?' (Caveman thinking of a wheel)

Treadmill prototype

'At the moment, it's only weakness is flypaper.' - (spyplane research dept.)

"I invented clean underwear - in case he gets into an accident."

"I did not tell you that you should think outside of a box!"

"You may now kiss the bride."

Kiwi Ingenuity

Research, Development and Second Thoughts

'The wheel was great. What have you done for me lately.'

Eureka!

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

Quite the entrepreneur...

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

"I'm just not sure the general public is ready for this, Foster."

Kindly readers, scientific literature has long established that women who spend a lot of time together synchronize their hormonal cycles. I believe I have discovered an analogous phenomenon in men. They too synchronize their cycles. What cycles? Their upgrade cycles! Look carefully, if you will, at the way men who like or work in close quarters seem to develop similar cycles for upgrading phones, televisions and other gadgets. I got a new phone! I got a new butter churn! He's right! Aaaahhh!!!

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

'Let's not go by the book.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...