Genius Admirer Gifts

Leonardo's first drawing

"You have to be sensitive to the fact that other children are inferior to you."

Candle Moment

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

'Remember Buck, even geniuses have midlife career changes.'

Thomas Edison's brother, Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Mensa Does Improv

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Henry Fox Talbot

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Lumiere brothers caricature

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Genie Barbecue.

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

Frederic Chopin

She's good, but Mom's better.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

"If it isn't E mc2!"

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Alexander Graham Bell's second phone call.

God bless our all-electric home.