Genius Admiration Gifts

'She's a gifted child.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

Genie Barbecue.

Frederic Chopin

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

Palm Reader...

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'He has a learning disorder.'

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Wilhelm Dilthey

Life drawing class.

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

"I can grant you any wish, but in all cases a completely incompetent person will take credit for saving the day."

Intellectual support animal

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart