Genius Admiration Gifts

'She's a gifted child.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

Genie Barbecue.

Frederic Chopin

She's good, but Mom's better.

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

'He has a learning disorder.'

Palm Reader...

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

"Do you know Issac Newton discovered gravity in 1867? Before that people could fly."

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

Wilhelm Dilthey

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

Life drawing class.

Albert Einstein

'Give me your bag Oscar, if you want to do the genius gag.'

"I can grant you any wish, but in all cases a completely incompetent person will take credit for saving the day."

"In a timely decision Van Gogh realizes he has two ears but only one penis. Hey. Waaaaait a minute..."

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Intellectual support animal

'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'