Genius Admirers Gifts

I'm not saying she's a gifted child, but she did write her own birth announcement.

Adult prodigy: 'It's most extraordinary - and he's only 37.'

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Don't ask questions, Ralph, just tell me who you'd rather look like - Sean Connery or Robert Redford.'

"Caption contest"

"Okay, I fixed the leaking roof, and I moved the couch over to the far wall, but I'm sorry, I don't unblock toilets!"

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Then one day I thought, what the hell?! Maybe it's time I started granting a few of my own wishes."

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Leonardo's first drawing

Candle Moment

Genie Barbecue.

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

George Santayana

Frederic Chopin

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

No, we don't serve rubbing alcohol.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

'Sorry, I don't do bailouts.'

'Eventually I plan to replace it with an artificial limb.'

'Some dope wished to live for a thousand years, so I turned him into a sequoia!'

Einstein's most embarrassing moment

I invented the wheel, fire, and the bow and arrow, and then some wiseguy invented lawyers and took them all away from me.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Wilhelm Dilthey

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

'This is a prerecorded message. Thank you for rubbing me. Please state your name and your wish. I will get back to you as soon as possible.'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

'Derek knew that someone, somewhere must have designed a car with a shopping basket.'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway