Visionary Admirers Gifts

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Shell Fire

The latest in Eyewear.

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Starbucks Siren

Babe in the woods!

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'Okay, I'll stand on the mantle, but she's never going to believe you bagged a duck.'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

"You are late! The rabbit left half an hour ago!"

'I think it's an organic still life.'

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

Man using 'Big N-Sexy Hair Gel'.

'Frogs only! Violators will be toad!'

'Charlene had never thought of herself as beautiful, but..well...mirrors don't lie.'