Vision Enthusiasts Gifts

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"I can't find anything wrong with the picture. I'm referring you to an optometrist!"

Cost of medicine

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Hospital Departments

"Office of quality assurance"

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Illuminating agricultural production

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

George Washington's Birthday

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

Man lighting ceiling candle

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Dame Edna has a lot to answer for'

"Good . . . no read the next line."