Vision Enthusiast Gifts

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'I'm sure that using this new sign we will triple the sales of eye glasses.'

'I think your intraocular pressure is very high.'

"I didn't realise this is what was meant by 'eye examination'"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'Yes I can imagine it was frightening when you began seeing double.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Optometry

'No thanks, just squinting.'

Business man under going an eye test and reading letters which spell customer.

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'Fine, I'll take them.'

'Admit it, you need to wear spectacles.'

Optometrist.

'What do you mean you can't read the top line?.'

Optometrist meeting agenda gets smaller on each line.

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Reading Glasses

An Optometrist's sign in the form of an Eye-test chart.

Eye Clinic: If you can't read this you've come to the right place.

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

Eyesight is so bad that a man has been prescribed binoculars.

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"Yes thanks, these are a comfortable reading distance for me!"

"A gorgeous redhead with a lovely smile."

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

'I can't read a thing. You're holding the card much too close.'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Pharmacist, Optician, Attorney At-Law.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'New glasses?'

'So that's where I left my glasses!'

Eye exam

Eye Test

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