Unique Eyesight Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm frustrated that I can never find contact lense cases with three compartments."

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Hospital Departments

'He wasn't doing a bit good, until I changed his glasses.'

Musical Eye Test

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"Office of quality assurance"

'No cheating'

'No thanks. I'm just squinting...'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'Having trouble getting used to your new bi-focals'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

You know your getting old when you have to put on your reading glasses to trim your eyebrows...

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

George Washington's Birthday

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

Dr. BR Smith Optician.

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

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'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

Conformity

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Julie,has anyone told you how beautiful you look today? If so send them in for an eye test straight away!'