Optic Enthusiast Gifts

'Ugh, a contact lens. I wish he'd had corrective surgery because I hate artificial ingredients.'

"Good . . . no read the next line."

A Huge Bill Awaits You.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

Dorothy and Toto

Hospital Departments

"Office of quality assurance"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

You need a new reading light

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

Illuminating agricultural production

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Man lighting ceiling candle

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

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