Optical Enthusiast Gifts

"Your new spectacles will cost...."

'Well, it looks like you need trifocals!'

'The trouble is not with your set -- please adjust your eyes.'

'That should do the trick.'

Eye Tests.

'How do these glasses feel?'

Musical Eye Test

"I said... I'm here for my eye exam!"

Hospital Departments

"The glasses? Don't worry, they're just reading glasses, I can still hunt effectively: let's go..."

Headless Horseman Glasses

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Macula'.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

Illuminating agricultural production

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

"So I tell the ophthalmologist my eyes have been really sensitive to light lately and what's he do? He shines bright lights right in them!"

"They're bifocal glasses: I can use them to read as well as to see long distance when I'm charging..."

Man lighting ceiling candle

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'