Lights Enthusiast Gifts

neighborhood christmas decorations

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Tedious Romantic.

Hospital Departments

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

You need a new reading light

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Illuminating agricultural production

Idea/Theory

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Delivery."

Man lighting ceiling candle

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'I see you've heard the news.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...