Lights Enthusiast Gifts

neighborhood christmas decorations

'Last night I went to bed with my Christmas lights on.'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

Hospital Departments

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Musical Eye Test

'No cheating'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Illuminating agricultural production

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

Idea/Theory

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"Delivery."

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

"You're way ahead of your time!"

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'I see you've heard the news.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches