Lighting Enthusiast Gifts

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

Tedious Romantic.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"Arnold, this is Tina Feldman, backlit."

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

'I'm incandescent with rage about this light bulb ban!'

"You've got a beautiful set-up. Too bad you didn't leave room for the bride and groom."

"It's not just your bathroom light. It lasts 20 years. It's your eternal flame!"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Illuminating agricultural production

Ohm. He has a degree in electrical engineering!

Wow! I've met some famous scientists up here! Yesterday I met Thomas Edison -- it was very illuminating! And today I met Professor Pavlov! You know who was, don't you? I'm not sure -- but the name sure rings a bell!

Idea/Theory

Psychiatry. Everything seems so dark and gloomy! I just think you need an outlet!

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

Man lighting ceiling candle

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

'Environmentalist!'