Lighting Enthusiast Gifts

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

Tedious Romantic.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"Arnold, this is Tina Feldman, backlit."

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

'I'm incandescent with rage about this light bulb ban!'

"You've got a beautiful set-up. Too bad you didn't leave room for the bride and groom."

"It's not just your bathroom light. It lasts 20 years. It's your eternal flame!"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Illuminating agricultural production

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Idea/Theory

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

'Environmentalist!'

Finally, Peter found somebody he could really connect with.

Man lighting ceiling candle

"You're way ahead of your time!"

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'I see you've heard the news.'

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'