Lighting Aficionados Gifts

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

You need a new reading light

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Illuminating agricultural production

Idea/Theory

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'I see you've heard the news.'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

"I will buy a hand clapper only if it will allow me to turn the lighthouse light on and off from down here."

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

Artist and night

"How the mighty have fallen!"

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

Fly has idea to fly into the light.

Paris streets at night

"Oh, no, Tom is drunk."

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

'Once and for all I want to know what I'm paying for. When the electric company tells me whether light is a wave or a particle, I'll write my check.'