Lighting Aficionados Gifts

Our next story is about an lawyer who goes around suing restaurants for improper lighting. Ah, an "ambiance chaser"!

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

You need a new reading light

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

Illuminating agricultural production

Idea/Theory

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'I see you've heard the news.'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."

"Why did you pull the plug?! It was a burnt out bulb....that's all."

"How the mighty have fallen!"

"No father, when I say the man upstairs is angry, I mean my husband."

I'm looking to settle down with a nice light bulb, should I try the internet.

"I will buy a hand clapper only if it will allow me to turn the lighthouse light on and off from down here."

'So, you've been under the knife as well?'

Artist and night

"Oh, no, Tom is drunk."

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

Paris streets at night

Fly has idea to fly into the light.