Lighting Enthusiasts Gifts

"I'm warning you, things are going to get steadily worse"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

Tedious Romantic.

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

You need a new reading light

'... I couldn't remember if I had switched off the light!'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Illuminating agricultural production

Idea/Theory

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

How cartoons are helping the environment.

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'I see you've heard the news.'

"You want the genie...I'm the genius of the lamp."

It is hip to put a lampshade on your head at a party only if it is an art lamp.

'Disgruntled with Edison, Fred patents his own invention.'

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

'ALP Electric Company'

Autumn equinox - plant bulbs for spring equinox

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"There he goes, waxing nostalgic again."