Firelight Enthusiast Gifts

"The power went out and I couldn't find any candles, but I could find your shorts I hate."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

Tedious Romantic.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

Sparkler

The Fuse

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

The man who discovered smoke

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Illuminating agricultural production

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

' Well..She did it to me again.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Top floor, please.'

Heroes

'Joe said he had some special bulbs.'

Fireworks Stand: 'Safe, but INSANE Fireworks.'

Collecting logs

Man lighting ceiling candle

Dog with chew toy.

Studying Fire Behavior

Independence Day Came Early