Flashlight Fanatic Gifts

"Shine the flashlight over here. Um, Ralph?!"

Late night teddy reading

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'I know that it's the Fourth of July, but I still don't think an air conditioner is supposed to do this.'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"And now for my fabulous 4th of July finale. . ."

Buddhist Center

Illuminating agricultural production

Sparklers

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Let's try real hard this year to sell old Jumbo!"

Man lighting ceiling candle

A surprised man drives a car with his fireworks exploding.

'What an AMAZING display!'

'You gotta admit, these meetings are more exciting since Ed developed the Pyro Power Point Presentation!'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'I wonder where my best suit is?'

"There's a guy at the back booth screaming and setting off fireworks."

Astronaut

Sparrow of Prey

'Was the flash too bright?'

"You can't just give a regular lecture. You have to use pyrotechnics."

';Angin', drawin' an' wuarterin's too good for you Fawkes.'

'Mum says there's gonna be FIREWORKS when Dad gets home!'

Fireworks company has fireman in a box in case of emergencies.

Where the hokey pokey went wrong

Fly has idea to fly into the light.