Flash Fanatic Gifts

'Was the flash too bright?'

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Fetch.'

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Super Dog'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"I'm working from home today."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Werewolves of London..."

What's an Imax cave?

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

Giant slug attacks a city

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."