Flash Fanatic Gifts

'Was the flash too bright?'

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Super Dog'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"I'm working from home today."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Werewolves of London..."

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

Giant slug attacks a city

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

Star Wars Audience

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."