Flash Enthusiast Gifts

TV: 'Now a look at the history of lighting used to create pictures. Please note that this programme contains flash photography.'

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Smartphone Sonogram

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

Griller highlights never gets old

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

You need a new reading light

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'