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TV: 'Now a look at the history of lighting used to create pictures. Please note that this programme contains flash photography.'

The Computer Bore

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

Smartphone Sonogram

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

Mime Flash Mobs.

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

You need a new reading light

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

Griller highlights never gets old

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

'I've finally achieved a paperless office.'

"Yes, we see you, Tom... but could you hold your comments until the end of the meeting?"

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'And another confusing thing, they give you a ‘textbook,' but it has nothing to do with texting.'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Julie, are you live tweeting this!?"

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."