Flash Mob Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Hey, man, that's not how we do the flash mob!'

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"We need rain."

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

"Paper or plastic?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

The Mafia Goes Green.

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'I want you to 'take him for a walk.''

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

There's been a misundertanding-we're advertising for GAGSTERS!'

"The weeds - I want 'em whacked."

Mafia Shrinks

'Hi. I'm Don.'

". . .or, you can juggle a world record 6 balls, 6 rings and one barking bichon and we call it a day."

'You're not a very good listener, are you?'

"OK, how about 'proactively striving for excellence in da rackets game?"

"You got a problem? Forget about it."

"You understand this was just business."

"Tommy, when ya gonna start doing your own laundry?"

"Uh, sorry, have to drop. My house just broke out in a bad case of flash mobs."

"You talkin' to me?"

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'

"Where does it say I can't take the law into my own feet?"

"There's a mouse needs taking care of..."

"The operation was a success. After a few weeks of PT he can return to to a full life of crime."

Track'em Whack'em