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'Was the flash too bright?'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

Television Readers.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Bloody hell!"

Cellphone Islands

"A little help, please."

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Introducing...Anagraman.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Canadian film production

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Camping-Pong

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Moby Dick

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'New Game'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."